Stay Classy Blogsphere...

I've been majorly ill (no, not illin'). So I haven't blogged. Shoot me. No, please, shoot me for real. Anywhoo here's the news cos it was all too good to pass up today! (and it's my cop out for not having anything genuinely interesting or funny to say)

It's Barry Gibb! Now appearing at Chateau Cash?

Um, It's Not a Confession if Everyone Already Knew (Heads up Nichole Richie, You're Next)

What Happens in Vietnam, Does Not Stay in Vietnam

Douglas Adams Was Right, Mice Are Smarter Than We Think

Please Deposit Your Balls and Spine Into this Jar, Welcome to Pussy-Whipped

Belafonte Just Got Added to the Strip Search List

He's Already Going to Hell, Why Add Insult to Injury?

Cheney Lives! (unfortunately)


Too Bad She Didn't Get Run-Over

Europe Abandons God, in Future Will Thank Absinthe for Award Winning Performances

Who Doesn't Love Jenna Jameson? Americans Love Porn!!

Don't Feed Your Dog Until You've Read This!!!! <~No, Seriously, this one is actually important.

Strange Fruit

Ahh, Sophomoric Pranks on Election Day, Good Times

But Where Will Francis Bean Live? Oh Yeah, Bording School

Now Will She Turn up on Inked?? Please???

Utah So Homophobic, Deemed Totally Gay by Homosexuals


Well until I have something more interesting to say... Stay Classy Readers!