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 Wednesday, March 22, 2006

News of an Apocaylptic Sort...

I heard your screams for more news, I heard them all the way over here! So now, I give you the news, in the way only I can bring it to you!

Hung Like a Horse Has a Whole New Meaning...

A New Example to Offer When He Won't Ask For Directions

Just Take the Ticket Stupid...

It Might Not be a Big Deal to Her, But the Pubic, I Mean Public May Beg to Differ

Booze + Big Kitty = Idiot

She Seemed Awful Quiet, and the Rent Was Good

Babies Love Bleach!!!

It's Not the Dogs! I Told You, it's the People!

Cos the Job Didn't Suck Before the Nakedness

Locked in Bedroom for Years, Girl Confides in Deli Man

Crocodiles, Like AIDS, Don't Care Who You Are

It Took a Coke Shortage for People to Realize Zimbabwe Has No Money???

Wisconsin Wants Plan B, Your State Should Join the Fight!

Chef's Departure = Hilarity for Sure!

Wine and Porn Together At Last!

Who Needs a Grave Anyways??

My, What Lovely Potatoes You Have

How Long Will the 'Wrath of God' Election Speech Work?

You Can't Take the Gnomes From Me!

Just for A2: Miss Deaf Texas Texting on Tracks, Gets Hit By Train

And Finally: The logodaedalus was incompossible with the jobernowl, who believes that the zoozoo was tasty right down to supernaculum

If I were a man, I'd totally want to be Paul Rudd. Look at him, isn't he just sassy? Sassy Pants Rudd, oh yeah! Until the news is stranger than fiction again, I say Adieu!

Votes Of Sympathy:8

Comments Blogger Kinky Poe said...

I can't help my love of the deaf girl thing - I mean, I can hear & when I was a kid I hated train tracks that didnt have an obvious escape route. I guess every time I hear one of these 'died on the tracks' stories I marvel at how one could not hear/see the train. Or the idiots who try to beat them - Wtf is their deal? I mean how close is the train when you get out there that you dont make it? Alternately are you trying to cross the tracks with a 3 cylinder Geo Metro? Seriously, we are talking about a track width of 4 feet, 8.5 inches - You do not have to use much oomph to get a car over less than 5 feet of train track!

I also think this clearly demonstrates the need to add an IQ portion to the Miss Deaf Texas pagent.

In memory of Miss Deaf & Dead Texas I offer this:
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein

ps - Supernaculum rocks

5:17 PM  
Comments Anonymous pie said...

Is "sassy" supposed to be a good thing for a guy to be? I always thought of that as more of a female adjective. And with the moustache, he looks more like a gay 70s porn star.

Not that I'd know what a 70s gay porn star looks like or anything. No, really.

5:38 PM  
Comments Blogger Black Eyed Gurl said...

Men can totally be sassy. Especially if they are all 70's porn-starred out. Not, that I've ever seen, no, I've read, no, I saw Boogie nights! yeah, that's how I know!

11:27 AM  
Comments Blogger Kinky Poe said...

Feeling very lame over here!

Im all about the big words & the actual news part of the post...Apparently it was really just an excuse for BEG to put up a pic of "Sassy pants Rudd".

In the future I will not read posts, but focus on the pictures...hehe.


2:37 PM  
Comments Anonymous Crazy Mike said...

I think the booze + big kitty = idiot title also fits the story about sharon stone's cootch. Just my two cents worth.

10:29 PM  
Comments Blogger Eric said...

Oh man, I am getting so Spanked for making fun of the deaf girl. Cheese and Rice.

Look at the bright side, folks, there's another deaf girl in Texas who has a reason to be happy. She's the new Miss Deaf Texas! Yeehaw!

Now if we can unbend the tiara.

10:44 PM  
Comments Anonymous pie said...

Hey, I've got an off-the-subject question for you - when's your birthday?

4:07 PM  
Comments Anonymous robin said...

Paul Rudd is great!

10:17 AM  

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